Somebody has to keep watch over the cold ones.

The Beer Patrol Koozie keeps your drink cold, your hand comfortable, and your priorities exactly where they belong. Lightweight, durable, and sized for standard cans, it folds flat for easy storage in a jacket pocket, gear bag, cooler, or glove box.

Available in red or white, the bold ski-patrol-inspired design makes it perfect for powder days, tailgate beers, cabin weekends, après-ski gatherings, and any emergency involving a rapidly warming beverage.

Details:

• Fits standard beverage cans
• Lightweight and collapsible
• Helps keep drinks cold and hands comfortable
• Available in red or white
• Easy to pack for ski days, camping trips and outdoor adventures
• A fun stocking stuffer for skiers, snowboarders and beer-loving troublemakers

The OTWO verdict:
Not officially trained. Still willing to respond.